He has also suggested that banks who have canceled their debit reward programs instead offer customers special Justin Bieber-edition Snuggies. Yet Geithner feels Bieber has been such a positive factor in the economic recovery that he is considering nominating him to a position on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
And her hair is just as famous as Justin Bieber's!" "How about someone with real musical talent? Like Marilyn Monroe. "Britney Spears?!?" immediately responded the teen's father. "If our great first President is actually going to be replaced on the $1 bill, it should at least be someone with true singing ability," said one male teen. Not all agree with the move to Bieber money. Student in response complain teachers have not returned confiscated Bieber bills at the end of the school day as promised. Teachers claim the currency has at times sparked sporadic shrieking among students, violent kangaroo-like jumping fits and even fainting and swooning. This behavior driving our country's economic recovery has at the same time led to problems in many classrooms, where teens are more interested in studying Bieber bills instead of textbooks. "Teenage girls just want to shop and look at Bieber's baby face on the bills all day," said Geithner. Mainly responsible for this rapid economic growth are skyrocketing sales of Justin Bieber t-shirts, Justin Bieber dolls, the Justin Bieber Backstage Pass Board Game and stilettos. Bieber bills have been in trial circulation in select states, which subsequently have already seen a leap in retail revenue.
Geithner acknowledged that the move to swap the President for the pop star was in response to the spending power of the female teenage demographic. "I am considering adopting Justin Bieber's hairdo to boost my approval rating," he stated. "What our country needs right now is the mature and profound influence of Justin Bieber."īieber issued the following statement, "When I heard the news, I was like baby, baby, baby, oh!" "'Biebermania' is one of the most powerful forces currently at work in our great nation," explained Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner.
$1 bill would permanently feature a bust of pop music sensation Justin Bieber in place of George Washington, the first U.S. As part of economic recovery efforts, the Treasury Department announced today that the U.S.
0 kommentar(er)
